After fiddling around for sometime on this design.. I believe this is the final. Now, what to say inside? Well, being NOT an animal lover... I really liked some of these... however, c would just kill me:
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. Author Unknown (talk about cowardice)
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. ~Edward Abbey
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (Hilarious book, by the way...)
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry
c, who loves dogs, will never go with any of these. So, I'll have to think of something else...